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  • Опубликовано: 28 мар 2025
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  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +434

    Clara: I have never been at that restaurant
    Me: Then why are you reviewing it, that doesn’t seem fair-
    Clara: *takes a selfie*
    Me: ...understandable, have a great day

  • @londoncalling137
    @londoncalling137 3 года назад +935

    Geogre is insulting all these restaurants like he doesn't own the land they are on

  • @aimeegibbons14
    @aimeegibbons14 3 года назад +1167

    yesterday i drove past somewhere called “george’s place” in london and it looked interesting

  • @scottyotty2hotty
    @scottyotty2hotty 2 года назад +41

    I think the toastie proposal is actually really sweet. Not everyone wants a big, public proposal and getting a totally out of left field proposal when you order your usual takeaway on a random night in was probably quite a nice moment.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 2 года назад +3

      I’d say yes, an impromptu toastie would seal the deal. 🧡d

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 3 года назад +183

    The Uber driving saying he got stopped by the feds honestly killed me 🤣💀

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 года назад

      Not even just regular cops but fucking feds.

    • @tescomealdeal5699
      @tescomealdeal5699 Год назад +2

      no it didn't

    • @Landon657
      @Landon657 9 месяцев назад

      @@tescomealdeal5699no u

    • @Smile_Jimmy
      @Smile_Jimmy 5 месяцев назад

      Urm, how did you comment this then? You ain’t slick pal…

  • @delsinrowe7380
    @delsinrowe7380 3 года назад +49

    love that neither of the ppl who nearly died from allergies gave 1 star. or the guy who got stabbed either.

  • @outta_the_damn_way6671
    @outta_the_damn_way6671 3 года назад +87

    I know it’s a good ending to my day when I can watch memeulous while eating a sandwich for dinner.

    • @jackgilbert2521
      @jackgilbert2521 3 года назад +16

      It’s not a good day when you have a sandwich for dinner

    • @aidensmith5304
      @aidensmith5304 3 года назад +7

      Why are you eating a sandwich for dinner

    • @daeganish7304
      @daeganish7304 3 года назад +5

      Sandwiches are bangin mate

    • @TertiaryQuota
      @TertiaryQuota 3 года назад +3

      @@jackgilbert2521 bro dont be rude not everyone can afford good food, be respectful

    • @outta_the_damn_way6671
      @outta_the_damn_way6671 2 года назад +2

      @@jackgilbert2521 no it’s the greatest day

  • @colourchaos3936
    @colourchaos3936 3 года назад +193

    Good content as usual Mr Memulous

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 3 года назад +108

    1:46 NO disrespect to a possibly happy couple but if someone proposed to me through a *TOASTIE TAKEOUT STYROFOAM CONTAINER* they ordered from a local place I'd be evaluating my life choices. I genuinely hope it worked cause to do such a thing takes balls and it could really be a positive move but sweet Jesus that's such a weird way to ask someone to spend your entire lives together.

    • @Sarah-tj5jm
      @Sarah-tj5jm 3 года назад +4

      Cheese toasties R so nice though. Have a nice day by the way!

    • @qwerty_artist
      @qwerty_artist 2 года назад +17

      @Gary Baldi I'd definitely hope for 'maybe it's an inside joke that relates to some event from their relationship that brings back good memories'
      Cause not all proposals need to be big expensive things, as long as they're from the heart

  • @knt2660
    @knt2660 3 года назад +45

    This is literally the most funniest video he has ever made 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ianononeguitar
      @ianononeguitar 3 года назад +2

      @sweet girls 2 What the fuck

    • @howie3750
      @howie3750 3 года назад +1

      @@ianononeguitar what did they say

    • @robbieb1tch420
      @robbieb1tch420 3 года назад

      @@howie3750 probably asked for like an 0nlyf@ns or summit

    • @mercenarytao-dc
      @mercenarytao-dc 2 года назад

      @@howie3750 hmm

  • @kamuroshiryu8453
    @kamuroshiryu8453 2 года назад +6

    I once came across a sarcastic "5-star" review on a newly built Taco Bell here in Canterbury, in which the user "John Wick" claimed that he gave it five stars because the manager "Juan" "gave [him] the best head of [his] life" and "kid friendliness: Juan said he did kids too". That really made my day.

  • @pattymurph1884
    @pattymurph1884 3 года назад +31

    Getting proposed to in cash converters is one thing but in Sunderland someone proposed Infront of the council houses it was hilarious

    • @ThatSquirtleGuylol
      @ThatSquirtleGuylol 2 месяца назад

      Did they live there or was it just a visit for the best sights of Sunderland?

  • @Lulzed
    @Lulzed 3 года назад +68

    2:55 Only time I've ever left a review was for a local family run kebab shack after a few mates and I went to a pub, got a bit tipsy and started talking about getting some spirits. Mate next table said "Nah mate you just need a pint and went and bought me one. I told him I'll remember the chap and buy him a bev next time. He just said "Nah, you know that Kebab shack up the road, buy a kebab and give us an honest review" so I did the next day and it was pretty fucking good after a decent day at work...bet I could put it through a brick wall the bastard was so packed with shit. So yeh....enjoy the story to the 3 people who got to the end.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +76

    Railroad Tavern: We sell Chicago Town Pizza!
    Us: Why are you ripping people off with frozen pizza, and it’s not even true Chicago pizza, it’s not a deep dish-
    Railroad Tavern: *DID I STUTTER?*
    For those who don't know, Chicago Town is a brand of frozen pizza in the UK (British DiGiorno). So what they did was buy frozen pizza at their market, and are re-selling it as a menu item as if they made it themselves...

    • @itsnicole11
      @itsnicole11 3 года назад +1

      Is the food better in North Korea?

    • @neonwired4978
      @neonwired4978 3 года назад

      *face palm* Chicago is a style of deep dish pizza, the originates in Chicago would you believe, that's what they are selling not frozen pizzas from the supermarket.

    • @kay861
      @kay861 3 года назад +19

      @@neonwired4978 HAHAHA u are trying to sit on ur pedestal and be clever yeah but they’re literally selling a brand of frozen pizza - Chicago Town’s takeaway-style frozen pizza - for more than 10x the price in the shop, that’s what’s funny... you missed the joke babes, nobody else lol

    • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
      @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +7

      @@neonwired4978 face palm if you actually used your brain for once and looked up "Chicago Town pizza", you'd learn that it's a British frozen pizza brand. Literally the first thing that pops up
      AMERICAN MOMENT...gotta love that failing American education system! Doing nothing but putting out failures who are about to get a whiff of reality that they are not the center of the world

    • @iambatman786
      @iambatman786 3 года назад +3

      @@neonwired4978 atleast our maths class isn’t a shooting range 🫡🫶🏽

  • @turtlemasterkaboom535
    @turtlemasterkaboom535 3 года назад +17

    11:24 they ordered the food on just eat when it failed they went to the restaurant to ask about a refund when they were attacked

  • @BridieÓDubhghaill
    @BridieÓDubhghaill 2 года назад +2

    "got Fanta orange with a lemon cellotaped to the bottle". I really appreciate surreal shit like this.

  • @sophx542
    @sophx542 3 года назад +9

    The 1 star “I don’t know this place” review is in the shopping centre near my home town - it’s not even a restaurant it’s a schuh (the shoe shop) 😭😭 it’s never been a restaurant 🧐🧐

  • @Arran05
    @Arran05 3 года назад +5

    This is the funniest video on this channel lmao

  • @Didntwantmyfullnameasausername
    @Didntwantmyfullnameasausername 3 года назад +83

    I love how he always does the clickbait faces in thumbnails even though he wears a mask

    • @Didntwantmyfullnameasausername
      @Didntwantmyfullnameasausername 3 года назад +9

      @sweet girls 4 April 24t, 2023. 9:27 PM. Watch out for the red van outside your home.

    • @mohammedabdelfattah7143
      @mohammedabdelfattah7143 3 года назад +6

      @@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername wtf mate 🤣🤣

    • @pilkers2
      @pilkers2 Год назад +3

      @@Didntwantmyfullnameasausername so what happened?

  • @bellatrix1408
    @bellatrix1408 3 года назад +7

    thank you for the video george I enjoyed it lots

  • @traxmusic8766
    @traxmusic8766 3 года назад +5

    Great vid , need another episode ! 😂

  • @LONDISMEALDEAL
    @LONDISMEALDEAL 3 года назад +15

    George is the classic example of a Giga Chad

  • @declanthomas7159
    @declanthomas7159 2 года назад +3

    The pure feeling of regional pride I felt seeing the word Hunslet. Love me human meat at Maccies

  • @xvroye
    @xvroye 3 года назад +5

    just finished the video, good vid as usual, keep it up

  • @BloodMarket
    @BloodMarket 3 года назад +3

    "Food pretty good, but I almost died because im allergic to it" *three stars*

  • @gingergamer3270
    @gingergamer3270 3 года назад +4

    "that's called a mirror" savage

  • @minty6206
    @minty6206 3 года назад +1

    2:08 🎵 OH I GOT ENGAGED AT CASHIES MATE! 🎵

  • @Shreks_Official_Wife
    @Shreks_Official_Wife 3 месяца назад +1

    We watched this video in school for computer science a few weeks ago lol :3
    (cool teacher fr)

  • @Evelyn-ur9gd
    @Evelyn-ur9gd 2 года назад +2

    That Hong Kong Garden one is absolutely savage lmao

  • @milesbuckley2736
    @milesbuckley2736 2 года назад +5

    Ima crying laughing,cheered me up after a crap day 👍

  • @IAmPez
    @IAmPez 2 года назад +4

    "Hong Kong Garden" is to Chinese takeaways what "The Red Lion" or "The Crown" is to pubs.

  • @yellow4602
    @yellow4602 2 года назад +6

    This is so brutal I felt it.

  • @Alfoe
    @Alfoe 3 года назад +3

    Live, Laugh, Luten ✊

  • @emmalou2298
    @emmalou2298 2 года назад +3

    Pretty sure that Star Kitchen review is one of my local chinese takeaways. Someone said they found metal in their food and requested a refund, the owner responded “refund? You know nothing about star kitchen 😂”

  • @penburger
    @penburger 3 года назад +62

    "why would you get stabbed in a restaurant" what kind of a question is that? Why you'd you get stabbed anywhere? Not every instance of a stabbing happens in a back alley

    • @Michaels_guitar
      @Michaels_guitar 2 года назад

      Grow up

    • @penburger
      @penburger 2 года назад

      @@Michaels_guitar bro have you seen this content? How can you tell somebody to grow up when you're in the comment section of fucking memulous videos. Grow up yourself.

  • @Sarah-tj5jm
    @Sarah-tj5jm 3 года назад +15

    The munch bunch yogurts come with the kids meals. They're really weird

  • @Star_Joker
    @Star_Joker 3 года назад +13

    James English Breakfast guy is James Marriot. Change my mind.

  • @xcvrpt
    @xcvrpt 3 года назад +4

    proper love british restaurants innit

  • @danielleeleanor2251
    @danielleeleanor2251 3 года назад +3

    Ur laugh is so contagious 😂

  • @jand.gesture9572
    @jand.gesture9572 3 года назад +6

    these reviews are brutal

  • @rapscout604
    @rapscout604 3 года назад +3

    "Big" boy George posts another banger

  • @ghostyghosts3679
    @ghostyghosts3679 3 года назад +8

    It's my birthday today, thanks for posting ily :)

  • @butterfly_etno.o2137
    @butterfly_etno.o2137 3 года назад +1

    AYYY BIG LAD MEMEULOUS MAKING EVEYONES DAY BETTER

  • @ImPinkKat
    @ImPinkKat Год назад

    5 star for this video kept my cat watching the whole time

  • @HeyLaserLips
    @HeyLaserLips 2 года назад

    The one with the proposal in Cash Converters in Worksop is all the funnier to me knowing what Worksop is actually like. xD

  • @eleanorcharlton6093
    @eleanorcharlton6093 3 года назад

    These videos make me happy

  • @Minceraft69
    @Minceraft69 3 года назад +8

    One time I was eating in a nando's, I watched a few people run screaming out of the shop across the road followed by a big rat

    • @danielsgarden9283
      @danielsgarden9283 2 года назад

      Ben?

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 года назад

      @@danielsgarden9283 Yes, it's me. I like getting a sunset burger and some peri peri chips after people have stopped asking me stupid questions

    • @danielsgarden9283
      @danielsgarden9283 2 года назад

      @@Minceraft69 yes. Nice too see u around, can I get an auto graph?

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 года назад

      @@danielsgarden9283 Of course.

  • @ExNeoLander
    @ExNeoLander 3 года назад

    6:28 I just realised this was made on my birthday and the time it was made is 1 minute before I was born lmao

  • @emmad4308
    @emmad4308 2 года назад +2

    I do leave positive reviews for local businesses I have good experiences with, helps fellow locals out

  • @GingerLoyd2901
    @GingerLoyd2901 3 года назад +9

    George is the prime example of a RUclipsr who's forgotten what it's like not to be rich.

    • @JDobbo
      @JDobbo 3 года назад

      Youre the prime example of a waffling child

    • @hooraw7760
      @hooraw7760 3 года назад

      idk if I'd call him THE example. I think that title goes more to the ace family.

    • @echoesofamystery382
      @echoesofamystery382 3 года назад +3

      Eh, at least he's still likable and funny

    • @GingerLoyd2901
      @GingerLoyd2901 3 года назад +1

      @@echoesofamystery382 all of his content is making fun of lower class British people. If you find that funny then sure.

  • @Zeddeckswyy
    @Zeddeckswyy 2 года назад +2

    As someone who works at KFC I will now start putting munch bunch yoghurt in delivery orders instead of chicken

  • @canarycatchup
    @canarycatchup 3 года назад +1

    More of these please lol

  • @g-man617
    @g-man617 3 года назад +7

    Another great vid, keep up the great work

  • @badgerbane
    @badgerbane Год назад +2

    I used to go to a sandwich shop like 'garys'. It was open when they bothered to open it and did the best goddamn steak, cheese and onion sandwiches I've ever tasted. If a business has random opening times and is still running, theres usually a damn good reason they havent run out of business.

  • @darthmeticulous6901
    @darthmeticulous6901 2 года назад

    0:21 That went from gross to funny.
    1:35 That was a savage answer.
    2:36 Well, damn. That was both disturbing AND hilarious.
    3:39 Well, that escalated quickly, lmao.
    4:05 Gonna need a Senzu Bean for that one.
    5:03 Hilariously clever.
    5:10 What?!?
    6:12 That went from sweet to gross.
    7:21 Well, damn.
    7:26 Reminds of the time I saw a cop pull over a pizza delivery driver.
    9:06 No dragon alive can fix the damage that just did.
    9:43 Oh, shots fired.
    10:01 Yessssss.
    10:07 Ultimate troll.
    10:25 Fat nonce, whatever that is, it sure as hell is funny.
    10:38 No one saw that coming.
    11:07 WTF was that?
    Please do more of this, was entertaining.

    • @BreloomSoup
      @BreloomSoup 2 года назад

      Thank you darth meticulous.

    • @darthmeticulous6901
      @darthmeticulous6901 2 года назад

      @@BreloomSoup You’re welcome, and keep up the good work.

  • @gingermerchant7700
    @gingermerchant7700 3 года назад +1

    Wow George this video was swagilicous

  • @moonpriest8016
    @moonpriest8016 3 года назад

    This video makes me wanna make up fake reviews at random restaurants just for shits and giggles

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 Год назад

    For anyone still wondering:
    "Mannerisms" are behavioral quirks, like touching your nose when you lie or coughing when embarrassed. Gesticulations and the like probably also fall into this category.
    "Manners" is a word that refers to the ability to behave politely or formally, in order to be accepted by others. Mostly used to complain about people who allegedly lack "proper manners".
    The two words likely share some common root, but are not synonyms and thus should not be used interchangeably. Find the one you want, and use it - not the other.

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 2 года назад +1

    3:30 is no one gonna talk about how theres six stars there?

  • @nat5276
    @nat5276 2 года назад

    1:24 scared the shit out me bc i didnt expect my name to ever leave memeulous’ mouth

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 3 года назад +2

    The mannerisms person just meant manners.

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 3 года назад +1

    Takeaway Trauma is a great name, actually

  • @chudwick6516
    @chudwick6516 7 месяцев назад

    They tried to kill him and he still rated a 2.5, what a saint

  • @tyler-js
    @tyler-js 2 года назад +1

    3:30 why is it rated out of six stars

  • @Cottage_Shr00m
    @Cottage_Shr00m 3 года назад +2

    WHERE IS THE REDDIT VIDEO 😭
    Archie is upset that he hasn’t been in one this month!

  • @writingsbykit
    @writingsbykit 3 года назад +5

    i laughed harder at this than anything i can remember recently, great content :)

  • @connorbannister9669
    @connorbannister9669 3 года назад

    I've literally had the just eat driver try to walk into my house twice, the same guy

  • @BlackTortoiseOfTheNorth
    @BlackTortoiseOfTheNorth 3 года назад +2

    That was a good belly laugh!

  • @narwhaleians1011
    @narwhaleians1011 3 года назад +3

    That’s macdonalds in Leeds is my local one 💀

  • @AndrewGruffudd
    @AndrewGruffudd 2 года назад +2

    I live in Hounslow, and once had a pizza on whose packaging was a Sloppy Giuseppe type character against a stylised Italian tricolore flag. Given that the demographics of Hounslow seems to be largely south Asian, I wonder whether the character would more properly be called a Sloppy Jawaharal, after the first leader of Pakistan, Nehru.

  • @mostrandomnerd
    @mostrandomnerd 3 года назад +3

    3:00 that's ironic coming from youtubers who always beg their viewers to like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell and make world hunger stop.

  • @connieharrison6077
    @connieharrison6077 3 года назад +8

    One time I was wondering why my food was taking so long went downstairs and I had left my front door open and instead of the delivery driver knocking on the open door they had just came into my house and left the bag of food on my kitchen bench 🥲 I was baffled my dog didn’t even make any noise either which is even more confusing as my dog has literally bitten an Asda man before and is rlly yappy

    • @silviasanchez648
      @silviasanchez648 Год назад

      Maybe your dog got some treats or extra food from the delivery =)

  • @ghostyghosts3679
    @ghostyghosts3679 3 года назад +5

    10/10 very good video, George.

  • @thegamewarloxxketoxo4914
    @thegamewarloxxketoxo4914 3 года назад +5

    3:30 is it just me noticing that it’s 2 stars out of 6.

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist 3 года назад +1

      Quite a few reviews had six! I've never seen that before. It's odd.

  • @vanwallgt1
    @vanwallgt1 3 года назад +1

    5:13 I was at SubWay when the counter got held up by some kid with a knife, likely something happened along the lines of here, i was alright i just stayed calm but these things happen, if that was held up with a knife imagine America...

  • @susannahhunt100
    @susannahhunt100 7 месяцев назад

    This video was lol awesome.

  • @otishawkridge2331
    @otishawkridge2331 3 года назад +2

    I once saw a restaurant called "five lads"

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 2 года назад

      Five Lads At Freddie's?

  • @hi-if8rs
    @hi-if8rs 3 года назад

    PLEASE IM BEGGING MAKE MORE

  • @babalonkie
    @babalonkie Год назад +1

    Once ordered a pizza from Dominoes... Always had tipped them prior (and never pennies).
    The Pizza i ordered was a simple Margaretta... what i got was cooked dough... No cheese, no tomato sauce... just cooked dough. Told there customer service and they said i was lying and they were not going to do anything. So i took a photo and posted it on Twitter... got a very different tone from their customer service then... i told them to get lost.
    Never getting custom from me again.

    • @krookodilegang6192
      @krookodilegang6192 Год назад

      You sure you didnt open it uh upside down?

    • @babalonkie
      @babalonkie Год назад

      @@krookodilegang6192 Lol... Dude... it was literately toasted dry dough...

  • @KaydenGOSHpoggersPan
    @KaydenGOSHpoggersPan Год назад

    10:30 the food there is good at the mall, i live a few minutes from that mall

  • @smithyengs
    @smithyengs 2 года назад

    More of these review videos please

  • @oliverfasola19
    @oliverfasola19 3 года назад

    I got a notification from years ago saying I reviewed a pizza pizza, my review was “it’s pretty good”

  • @LuciFestival
    @LuciFestival 3 года назад +1

    That price of the pizza checks out here in the states. More if you want delivery.

  • @bunnidustlive6888
    @bunnidustlive6888 3 года назад

    Oh to click on a George memulous video to see my local cash converters making us proud

  • @cslaterr3
    @cslaterr3 3 года назад +1

    this makes me laugh, hahaha.
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    please send help i am so alone

  • @RhianeTurtonator
    @RhianeTurtonator 3 года назад +6

    George we all know you own a restaurant and alex is cooking it all. It's gone from Reddit captivity to this /j

  • @nyancs7098
    @nyancs7098 3 года назад

    I love how the intro music is dk jungle

  • @thatcloveplant
    @thatcloveplant 2 года назад

    doesnt matter who it is, if someone proposes to me with an onion toastie im rejecting

  • @tonaerio
    @tonaerio 3 года назад +3

    Nah that pizza one though, some delivery driver literally walked into our uni building up 3 flights of stairs, slammed on the door shouting and then just stood in the kitchen

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 3 года назад

    Just Eat is insane sometimes!

  • @mariakonovalov8495
    @mariakonovalov8495 3 года назад +2

    George and twitter is just Alex and reddit but in a different font

  • @MakSabicTopDog
    @MakSabicTopDog 2 года назад +1

    2:08 mate its not "Cash Converters" its "Cashies"

  • @randomdud3423
    @randomdud3423 2 года назад

    wow george you are looking good today

  • @terrihayes7300
    @terrihayes7300 3 года назад

    i feel violated.

  • @padds3213
    @padds3213 3 года назад

    Nice trim mate

  • @bud2942
    @bud2942 3 года назад +1

    i got here at 18 minutes after posting :]

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 2 года назад +2

    One time I ordered a soup to-go and I was given most of the ingredients but no SOUP. They charged full price and although the manger offered to pay for the soup next order, he didn't.
    You couldn't pay me to go back.

  • @lewisgoestrainspotting
    @lewisgoestrainspotting 2 года назад

    Mannerism, also known as Late Renaissance, is a style in European art that emerged in the later years of the Italian High Renaissance around 1520, spreading by about 1530 and lasting until about the end of the 16th century in Italy, when the Baroque style largely replaced it. (also why worksop why)

  • @StupidNPCBoar
    @StupidNPCBoar 3 года назад

    Absolutely brutal

  • @Dingle-God1987
    @Dingle-God1987 3 года назад

    George you should spend a day at Pontins, it's abysmal.